She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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