dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Another day, another engagement, another cat
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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