Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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