If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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