Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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