We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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