you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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