You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
too bad you live with your parents still
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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