Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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