found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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