She announced her abortion via fbk
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.