you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day