you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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