WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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