And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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