Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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