awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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