if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's never too late to be topless.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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