Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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