Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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