there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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