So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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