Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?