So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.