i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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