I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
is that a dick in a sweater?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.