We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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