I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize