There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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