worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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