I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have post one night stand depression
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