i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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