I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
