i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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