when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret