I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?