I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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