Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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