she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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