Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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