I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?