sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP