Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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