ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.