Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is