Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions