5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.