Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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