I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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