Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."