All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
