At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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