so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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