did you get engaged???
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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