so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
