alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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