There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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