I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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