what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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